Social Media here I come — in Trump’s own words

I won’t be muzzled or silenced

My words will be heard,

The fake Media’s so biased

Their coverage absurd.

They spew venom against me

My followers trashed every day,

Yet on this they all seem to agree

Without Trump the bills they can’t pay.

With this said and done I got thinking

Why not to control all the news,

This notion gave me the inkling

Build a site to champion my views.

Big and bold, full of stuff

To ensure all my fans are amused,

Talk to be straight, words sometimes gruff

Content to keep all the lefties bemused.

What a great thought, can’t wait to start

With this I’ll conquer the Earth,

Twitter’s old news, I’ll tear them apart

Shredding their reach from my turf.

As to the others, what can I say

Watch the real Master perform,

All they can do is whimper and pray

Then hide from my beautiful storm.